Charlize Theron, all the way from Benoni
At the Academy awards a couple of nights ago Charlize Theron proved that she is all the way from Benoni South Africa. A dress with purple roses made out to be one of the worst dresses out there for the night. If you look carefully you can actually think it is Madonna coming down the isle ready to let one rip but no sir…it was Charlize Theron, one of Hollywood’s diamonds dressed like a purple rose.
You judge for yourself…I just started laughing…

Purple rain, pu-ur-ple raiiiiiiin...
Ek het al baie goed in my lewe gesien, maar hierdie is ‘n eerste!!
Maar dalk sê die adress alles……. Goodwood, South Africa
Wonder net hoeveel aande sy sal moet werk om daai R1500 te verdien?

Miranda Kerr
Motorboat Rating 8/10
Miranda Kerr is a sweet and sexy Bikini Wednesday babe doing modelling for Victoria’s Secret and many more modelling houses out there. One or two of these pics are FANTASTIC…let your imagination play with you on the pics…if you look carefully you will send me a “thank you’” e-mail. Have fun boys and funky girls!!
Here is the Aussie model Miranda Kerr from Brisbane…go wild…grrr.



Is hierdie nie 1 van die snaakste prentjies wat julle nog gesien het nie.
Let wel die woorde mag dalk van ons sensatiewe lesers ontstel.

That time of the month…no…Arsenal is not playing at home…INBOX clean-out.

I went to visit the Smous yesterday and he showed me a photo of the Boer Smous’s son in the States, the Free State in 2008. He could not afford nappies and food for the little guy but then he got a bakgat plan….sit in your nappy and eat your way out. Dis nou vir jou ‘n k@k spul!!

Is this a joke?? Lift your game…some things are just not that easy to explain…

This is exactly how I normally feel on a Friday…maak oop die @#%^&*se bottel…ek moet nou drank in my lyf kry…dit word redelik baie gegil teen so 17h00 by die Mal Smous se woning/kroeg/paleis/Smous HQ.

Die Eerlike Smous uitgeknip…jammer mamma!!

Hoekom sal hy dit op sy ID aansoek skryf?? Verseker nie ‘n diere liefhebber nie…die groot voëltjie wat weggekom het…wonder watse lyn het hy gebruik?
OH my! OH my!! OH my!!! Fok dit ek gee sommer n 10!
Aaits! Ek self is ook nogal mal oor pienk...