What a guy…have a read…ladies, you too!
This guy is the wish of any girl. Seeing that Chuck Norris took down the Cape Town Salt and Pepper pots here is more of him for you…Mr Chuck Norris for you. Thanks for the joke Ryno!!
Chuck Norris and Two cowboys are sitting around a campfire. The youngest cowboy says, “Last week, a mammoth bull gored 10 men on the range, but I stepped in and wrestled it to the ground with nothing but my bare hands.”
Not wanting to be outdone, the second cowboy says, “That’s nothing. Two days ago, I was attacked by a 10-foot rattler, but I caught it in mid-strike and ripped off its head with my teeth.”
Chuck just sat there quietly, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
