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What a guy…have a read…ladies, you too! This guy is the wish of any girl. Seeing that Chuck Norris took down the Cape Town Salt and Pepper pots here is more of him for you…Mr Chuck Norris for you. Thanks for the joke Ryno!! Chuck Norris and Two cowboys are sitting around a campfire. The youngest cowboy says, [...] Was he the victim? I remember this toy he is wearing. It looks like the wheelbarrows that you pushed with the balls/sweets inside. He obviously found another use for this tool…I wonder if the balls pop up and down, or in this case forward and backwards because of normal erectile function. It probably also depends if he [...] Die meeste van julle gaan hierdie naweek alweer suip soos volk wat gepay het na ‘n fortnight, en dan Saterdag julle babbelas afslaap net om die res van die dag julle pay gaan spend by Tygervalley. Daar is niks fout daarmee nie, maar ek het heel ander planne. Vanaand gaan ek net rustig sit en kakpraat terwyl ek ‘n lekker vleisie [...] Met die einde van nog ‘n maand wat soos ‘n ewigheid gevoel het, het die Eerlike Smous dit goed gedink om vir ons ‘n opsomming te gee van al die tipe salarisse wat mens kry. Die uieskilsalaris: As jy daaraan vat begin jy huil. Die Dieëtsalaris: Laat jou elke keer minder eet. Die Ateïs-salaris: Jy begin ernstig twyfel [...] My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our (rather messy) divorce in 1995 and she got her licence shortly after our divorce was final, later that same year. Yesterday afternoon I got a phone call, that she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting. Seems she was forced to make an emergency landing in Gordon’s Bay because [...] Chuck Norris the legend decided to visit our little Country again, this time to break the Cooling Towers. What a guy!!!! Maybe he must stay to help the boks win on Saturday against the Aussies?!!
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