I have been searching high and low for a great plugin to add to our lively and fresh posts in order to give you a bit of feedback about the author.  But without luck after 6 hours of searching I am still without a plugin.  I have run through many plugin last [...]]]> Author Profile Plugin…can you help?

I have been searching high and low for a great plugin to add to our lively and fresh posts in order to give you a bit of feedback about the author.  But without luck after 6 hours of searching I am still without a plugin.  I have run through many plugin last night but can’t find what I am looking for.  Something that I can put in the sidebar widget with a gravatar about the author and some feedback about him at the end of the post.  If you know of anything please let me know and mail me to smous@smous.co.za.  It will help massively…trying to give you this beautiful pic of the Mal Smous (although he says he is not crazy at all) on his post every day.

Wat gaan aan met Suid Afrikaanse rugby? Vat nou maar die Leeus.  Die een oomblik is hulle hondverstrond, en die volgende oomblik gaan wen hulle die WP, ok ok ek [...]]]> Daar is nie ‘n ander woord nie - ”Fok ²ºº!!”  Wel ek kan eintlik aan ‘n ander een dink, maar dit is heeltemal te onder die rok vir ‘n Maandag oggend. 

Wat gaan aan met Suid Afrikaanse rugby? Vat nou maar die Leeus.  Die een oomblik is hulle hondverstrond, en die volgende oomblik gaan wen hulle die WP, ok ok ek weet Earl Rose speel nie, maar nogsteeds.  Wil die WP nou hierdie seisoen opfok en weggooi, wat hulle kry dit op die oomblik goed reg!!!

Dan vir my 2de kopseer van die naweek.  Ek weet nie van wie ek die minste hou nie, die Bulle of die Sharks?  Maak nie eintlik saak nie, want albei stel mens teleur.  Die bulle het my al soveel keer hierdie seisoen teleurgestel dat ek nie meer vir hulle wil stem nie!!  En toe stem ek nie vir hulle nie, ek kyk nou daar………fok weet, daar wen hulle!!!!

Anyway, tyd vir my bloedruk pilletjie!! Geluk aan hierdie week se geelkep draer, Hoenderpoot Bull.  Ons weet hoekom jy die geel kep dra – Blerrie Bulle!!!!

As I showered in my fully enclosed shower this morning, I let rip a monumental blast [...]]]> The post below is from our new author “Ferrari Fan”.  He will write for The Smous Blog when he gets time (which we hope is often!).  I enjoyed his first effort and loves that last paragraph…they call it intelligence…

As I showered in my fully enclosed shower this morning, I let rip a monumental blast of air from my political end. After a rather rich curry last night, this was apparently worse than living in a glass house and throwing stones! The consequences of the glass house proverb have been prevalent of late as I have had one of my mates relating the sordid details of his most recent break up to me, it can only be described as messy, and that is the nicest way! Monumental bugger up is closer, but let’s not split hairs!! I’m afraid to say that I had the displeasure of reading some rather heated dialogue between the two of them, I very seldom talk to my dog in the manner that they were communicating, call me prissy, but I didn’t know that humans spoke to each other in such a way!! She was accusing him of exactly what she herself was guilty of and vice versa, the glass house was shattered and there were stones strewn far and wide!!

 Relationships have been in focus a lot recently among our group of friends, a string of divorces, break-ups and people being banished to the couch. It is apparently too much for women to handle and my own wife actually asked if our own relationship is in any kind of trouble. I looked at her questioningly when she asked; what had I now done to deserve this? I consider myself to be one of the luckiest men alive, I have an incredible wife, not only does she turn heads at every junction, but she has this wonderful, almost child-like personality. After nineteen years of marriage, I am more in love than ever, but shit!! Why is she asking me this? It is apparent that perhaps I’m doing something wrong that makes her need to question my feelings? She seemed to feel that because everyone else was in trouble, we should be too!

The truth is, and the way that I see it, is that women live in a world of soap operas, they want us guys to kiss them theatrically and poetically. Us Guys, on the other hand live in a world of blue movies, bugger the theatricals, bring that body here, I’m a guy and I have needs!! Read any “Dear Ann” column and you’ll see that I’m right, every woman that writes in has the same basic complaint, there’s not enough theatricals, alright, let me spell it out, there’s no foreplay!! Guys write in with the same complaints time after time, we’re not getting enough sex!! Ah, but you see guys, if you give a woman what she wants, and I’m not discussing your credit card, I’m talking poetic foreplay until she’s begging you to go further, when I say begging, I mean absolutely pleading for your manhood. Make her go through erotic bliss and let her achieve the big O that women always discuss, I can promise you that you will get all the sex that you ever wanted and then some. In fact, you’ll be the one with the headache!!

Die Smous Blog is ‘n finalis vir “Die Beste Inheemse Taal Blog / The Best Indigenous Language Blog”.  Maar dit is net die oortjies van die seekoei.  Om te help dat ons hierdie outjie wen moet julle vote dat die aarde bewe, jou tande uitval, jou boude dril en jou voete vuiste maak.  En [...]]]>

Die Smous Blog is ‘n finalis vir “Die Beste Inheemse Taal Blog / The Best Indigenous Language Blog”.  Maar dit is net die oortjies van die seekoei.  Om te help dat ons hierdie outjie wen moet julle vote dat die aarde bewe, jou tande uitval, jou boude dril en jou voete vuiste maak.  En moenie daar ophou nie…vertel jou pelle van Die Smous Blog, nooi jou baas om Bikini Wednesday te gaan kyk, droom van Die Eerlike Smous en vry na die Mal Smous.  Dit is so maklik soos dit.

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