Captain, my captain, where does all the electricity go to [...]]]> Just a quick laugh

The Mal Smous buys a new Kawasaki motorcycle…have a look!  He has been seen driving / cycling around Lamberts Bay with it during the past December.  Apparently he is trying out at the next land speed record attempt.

Captain, my captain, where does all the electricity go to in this country of ours?  “Sorry, my bru…ek ken net van kabels steel!”

Well, this is the question that has been answered this week.  “Yes, he is”.  Jacob Zuma our President is guilty of getting another girl pregnant.  You know what…from me to you??  I know this is not the best example to anyone out there but in all fairness (and now I [...]]]> Is he guilty your honour??

Well, this is the question that has been answered this week.  “Yes, he is”.  Jacob Zuma our President is guilty of getting another girl pregnant.  You know what…from me to you??  I know this is not the best example to anyone out there but in all fairness (and now I am probably upsetting too many people out there)…as long as he does not try and escape out of it by mentioning his tradition then I would say leave him alone.  Why?  Bru, we all make mistakes and as long as Jacob Zuma runs our country the way we want then I’d say let bygones be bygones.  If his sleeping around is influencing how he manages South Africa then he must be fired and is in any case not doing the job we want him to do.  If he wants to cheat on his wivesthen he must maar gaan aan but who are we to judge him?

Take John Terry for example and Tiger Woods.  Yes, it is wrong that they pomp other chicks (but bliksem some of them were hot and I would struggle to think twice) while they are married, but look at their primary job at hand.  Is Tiger a good golfer?  Yes, for #%^& sake then let him play and leave him alone.  Is John Terry a good Football player.  Yes, let him decide what he wants to do at night (or maybe during day time).

Just my thoughts on it.

Hier by Smous HQ is dit maar net deel van ons daaglikse routine om na die tannies te kyk.  Hoekom dink julle kry die Eerlike Smous niks werk gedoen nie? 

Ek moet erken jy kan [...]]]> Ek kan nie eers begin om vir julle te vertel hoeveel mense my hierdie e-mail gestuur het nie…..en ek kan nie verstaan wat die bohaai is nie.

Hier by Smous HQ is dit maar net deel van ons daaglikse routine om na die tannies te kyk.  Hoekom dink julle kry die Eerlike Smous niks werk gedoen nie? 

Ek moet erken jy kan dalk so bietjie in die kak kom as jy dit in Engeland op Nasionale TV doen terwyl die Queen kyk – Prince Phillip skuit sy beste Marks en Spencer onderbroek vol. 

Aan die ander kant as jy dit hier by die SABC doen sal of 1 van 2 goed gebeur.  Hulle sal te deur die kak wees om dit agtertekom of jy sal ‘n moerse salaris verhoging kry….jou verskoning – jy volg die president se voorbeeld.  Hy sit mos elke 2de vrou op die paal. 

Ek het altyd gedink ek wil terugkom as die kaasmuis of paashaas, maar hulle het nie ‘n patch op JZ nie. As ek terugkom wil ek hy wees, Suid Afrika se eie Hugh Hefner.  Moet net nie Simon Cowell van my idee vertel nie, kan dalk geld maak hiermee.